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22nd Oct 2009
Wow, the online entres have been open for 2 days and they're already nearly sold out! Why on earth is there such interest in this race? Is it the hills? Is it the variety of the run course? Is it the picturesque setting of lavverly Exmoor?

Nope, it's the Ladyboys!

The legend of metro-sexual athlete power has spread far and wide, and the legend is closely followed by Mrs Will Young's home bakery skills which are always displayed at this event. The club's new publicity officer has always put on a cooking effort which is easily a match for her training efforts, and we look forward to the cookies, flapjacks and the tales of how husband Will beat that Gareth bloke on telly.

Due to having nothing to do at work, a select few Ladyboys have already entered this race. For these honoured triathletes, race numbers have already been allocated. Our undercover reporter has been privy to the number allocations before general public release :